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priceequalsjob From: [info]priceequalsjob Date: December 7th, 2008 09:58 pm (UTC) (Link)
The mistletoe doesn't seem a good judge of much anything concerning flirting.

Will the reindeer bring a good package?
onisensei From: [info]onisensei Date: December 7th, 2008 10:03 pm (UTC) (Link)
It should make the chimney happy if that's what you mean.

Hey stupid there are children listening...unless you plan on seducing all the women of the Inn at once...which I would totally approve of.

*thump noise*

you should focus more on your muscles then your lack of sexual prowess...she probably likes your muscles meathead.
priceequalsjob From: [info]priceequalsjob Date: December 7th, 2008 10:07 pm (UTC) (Link)
It might be a tight fit though.

The mistletoe also don't know what I want.
onisensei From: [info]onisensei Date: December 7th, 2008 10:19 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oh I'm sure it will Yuki baby but that's part of the fun! Stocking stuffing, milk and cookies...this truly is the best season of the year.

Milk and...my god you suck.
priceequalsjob From: [info]priceequalsjob Date: December 7th, 2008 10:21 pm (UTC) (Link)
I can send you to the dimension of eternal fire too.

And don't forget the yule log, sensei~.
onisensei From: [info]onisensei Date: December 7th, 2008 10:27 pm (UTC) (Link)
Putting a fresh carrot in Frosty's face?

first...are you two really just making perverted holiday jokes? And second...that last one was kinda gay.

Frosty's wife then...I bet she likes to have snowball fights.
priceequalsjob From: [info]priceequalsjob Date: December 7th, 2008 10:34 pm (UTC) (Link)
The jokes are fun. And second, I am very clearly woman. And maybe you should go somewhere worse.

I think she does.
onisensei From: [info]onisensei Date: December 7th, 2008 10:44 pm (UTC) (Link)
Sure your a woman...but putting a carrot on frostys face? He's a boy snowman...

...damnit he's got a point...OK what's another good one...hmm...chestnuts roasting on...no that's painful...
priceequalsjob From: [info]priceequalsjob Date: December 7th, 2008 11:00 pm (UTC) (Link)
Melted wax is a fetish, so maybe it's not so bad. An interesting idea.
onisensei From: [info]onisensei Date: December 7th, 2008 11:04 pm (UTC) (Link)
*wonders if he'd actually be ballsy enough to try that but moves on*

Silver bells...
priceequalsjob From: [info]priceequalsjob Date: December 7th, 2008 11:21 pm (UTC) (Link)
Maybe a silent mistletoe belt?
onisensei From: [info]onisensei Date: December 7th, 2008 11:23 pm (UTC) (Link)
Nah too itchy...bet I could help you get your wings though angel, ring your bell?
priceequalsjob From: [info]priceequalsjob Date: December 7th, 2008 11:31 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hm, do I have to save a soul or grant a wish for that?
onisensei From: [info]onisensei Date: December 7th, 2008 11:34 pm (UTC) (Link)
Nah all you have to do is sit on Santa's lap and tell him what you want this year under your tree.
priceequalsjob From: [info]priceequalsjob Date: December 7th, 2008 11:36 pm (UTC) (Link)
Isn't the angel usually on top of the tree though?
onisensei From: [info]onisensei Date: December 7th, 2008 11:38 pm (UTC) (Link)
That depends on your definition of tree.
priceequalsjob From: [info]priceequalsjob Date: December 7th, 2008 11:46 pm (UTC) (Link)
I would think the angel placement would answer that.
onisensei From: [info]onisensei Date: December 7th, 2008 11:50 pm (UTC) (Link)
There's gotta be a name for a fetish like that...

What else what else...hmm...wanna see my not so tiny Tim?
priceequalsjob From: [info]priceequalsjob Date: December 7th, 2008 11:57 pm (UTC) (Link)
I'm sure this Tim doesn't need a crutch either.
onisensei From: [info]onisensei Date: December 8th, 2008 12:00 am (UTC) (Link)
No but if I ever needed to I bet I could use him as one.

I'll hold your snowglobes for you if you like.

Again...kinda gay sounding.

Cram it.
priceequalsjob From: [info]priceequalsjob Date: December 8th, 2008 12:05 am (UTC) (Link)
The snow globes are rather big.
onisensei From: [info]onisensei Date: December 8th, 2008 12:12 am (UTC) (Link)
And so are my hands, you know what they say about big hands?

Oh I know...big mittens.
priceequalsjob From: [info]priceequalsjob Date: December 8th, 2008 12:15 am (UTC) (Link)
I think we only need one big glove.
onisensei From: [info]onisensei Date: December 8th, 2008 12:18 am (UTC) (Link)
*sound of perverse giggling*

OK he didn't have a comeback...does that mean she won?

I don't think it was a game but from what I've seen she always wins.
priceequalsjob From: [info]priceequalsjob Date: December 8th, 2008 12:37 am (UTC) (Link)
Of course I do.
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